Hey Jesse

[Paracetamol]

So, a rather large and hairy bird told me that you like to go barefoot. You, sir, are welcome at my house anytime. Barefoot FTW. Plus, I just hate shoes indoors. Leave your dirty shoes at the door, dammit.

That is all.

[movieextra]

hahah ya I really only wear shoes when its a must.  Stupid public places and their heath codes

[Dimrod]

How dare they make a sexual dynamo like you keep his shirt and shoes on???  Bastards.

[Cattabrye]

hahah ya I really only wear shoes when its a must.  Stupid public places and their heath codes

HAH  that reminds me of the Hangover.. whats the quote...   
A: gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win.
Stu- It's also illegal.
A- It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like... masturbating on an airplane.
P- I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
A: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden!

[Jafaelo]

Large hairy bird.... wait a minute!

[movieextra]

Dont worry jafelo, you are hairless

[Paracetamol]

I'm quite hurt that he waxes for you and only manscapes for me.